Error Wall of Shame


If error messages were human beings, what would they be saying?

“No… you don’t want to not complete this task or ‘No, you don’t want to not not not complete this task? Or submit?”
Stolen from @chrisremo

“No… you don’t want to not complete this task or ‘No, you don’t want to not not not complete this task? Or submit?”

Stolen from @chrisremo

“You may not submit your complaint because we are useless and unable to explain why.”

“You may not submit your complaint because we are useless and unable to explain why.” 

The only error message so far which requires no caption.
Submitted by @Chilvman via email.

The only error message so far which requires no caption.

Submitted by @Chilvman via email.

Couldn’t complete the print job. Please call a plumber.

Couldn’t complete the print job. Please call a plumber.

“We do not accept bastard photos %@%i@^!. Try Instagram.”

“We do not accept bastard photos %@%i@^!. Try Instagram.”

“The application "Numbers” misplaced 1712 numbers from your latest spreadsheet. Have a nice day.“

“The application "Numbers” misplaced 1712 numbers from your latest spreadsheet. Have a nice day.“

You know how we just posted 3 copies of the link you shared? Yeah, you can’t delete those. Have an FBAPIE day!

You know how we just posted 3 copies of the link you shared? Yeah, you can’t delete those. Have an FBAPIE day!

“The server finds you entirely baffling. No more Farmville for you.”
Submitted via e-mail, uncredited.

“The server finds you entirely baffling. No more Farmville for you.”

Submitted via e-mail, uncredited.

“Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt your in-flight entertainment for this very important system update. Would you like to be ejected into the ocean at this time or be reminded again before we land?”
Thanks, Paulo Melo!

“Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt your in-flight entertainment for this very important system update. Would you like to be ejected into the ocean at this time or be reminded again before we land?”

Thanks, Paulo Melo!

“Yaaaay! Our website broke while taking you to the article but will you accept a giddy, multicultural group of people instead?”

“Yaaaay! Our website broke while taking you to the article but will you accept a giddy, multicultural group of people instead?”